Overdramatic leaders, keeping cartographers in business for centuries. Cartographer: (sigh) "What happened this time? Did we maybe get a little carried away with the theatrics of starting a war again?" King: (looking down at his feet and fidgeting) "I got excited..." Cartographer: "It's riddled with holes! I asked you to be careful with this one! I made it extra big and fancy for you, remember?!" King: (shrugs dramatically) "Okay, I got REALLY excited!"