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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! School Quotes Funny In English, Memes Jokes Funny, School Jokes In English, Anime Jokes Funny English, Pomes Funny, Funny Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh, Good Jokes To Tell Funny, Jokes English Funny, Very Funny Jokes In English Short

I just don’t wanna go to school!

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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Paige Elmore
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Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a...

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
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Here Are 50 Of The Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet

From the comical mishap of walking straight into a seemingly invisible glass door to the downright perplexing experience of momentarily forgetting the very word 'door' when attempting to recount the incident to a friend, it's an undeniable truth that each of us encounters moments of sheer human fallibility.

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Rizzy Dizzy Lorad Farquaad
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Two women are on a girls’ night out – Funny Joke

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

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Sharon Balkan
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new Husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding... -funny joke Humour, Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Old Man Funny, Old Man Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes, Women Jokes, Funny Marriage, Marriage Jokes

79 year old man gets naked when his wife doesn’t notice his cowboy...

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

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Carmen Mintoff

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